I've discovered I can say anything I want, not because my vocabulary is unlimited, not because there is a vast world of potential topics, not even because of my unalienable rights as an American citizen.
I can say anything I want because no one who knows me ever reads my blog. Ever.
For instance, i could say, hey, maybe its a good thing I live too far away to babysit my little loved ones since they are percolating incubators of bacteria who seem to catch every vile malady that passes by. Or maybe, just for instance, I could marvel at the fact that my son has developed huge freakish thumbs from texting his friends incessantly, yet he has not a second available to actually answer a text from me. And there is nothing preventing me from mentioning that no one from my family has ever thrown old Pandora so much as a Like on facebook even though I've been posting pictures of my polyclay projects daily for four years straight - pictures that people in Madrid and Belfast and Queensland and Manhattan and Sri Lanka seem pretty enthusistic about. In fact, I think I'll go right ahead and say ALL that stuff! You know why? Cause they'll never read it. Sweet!
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